My crazy/weird meal ! Le menu loufoque des 6e DRAGONFLY

Léo : WOW! This waitress is soooo beautiful ! Hey, hey, hey Yes ! Miss, please ? 

Waitress : Yes, how can I help you ? 

Léo : I would like to order please, I am hungry. 

Waitress : Okay what would you like ? 

Léo : First, for starters I want a cucumber salad with white cream dressing because it’s so good for my health because it’s balanced food. 

Waitress : Anything else ? 

Léo : Yes, I want to order drinks. I’d like a soda because it’s fizzy and I like fizzy drinks, it’s so good and cool. 

Waitress : Yes, of course. What soda would you like? 

Léo : I want an Indian Tonic please. It’s sweet and fresh. But please, you don’t need too much grenadine or it’s disgusting.

Waitress : Okay, next ?

Léo : For the main course I would love a hamburger with tacos and French fries on the side. Then, on my tacos and hamburger I’d like cheese because it’s fat and tasty. Oh, but I don’t want any salad in the hamburger please, because I am allergic to healthy food besides cucumber hehe !

Waitress : Okay, would you like any desserts to finish, or a coffee. 

Léo : No ah! ah! ah!! I have kids’ tastes. I want a doughnut with many candies on top. Blue candies only though. At last, can I have some pancakes too ?  

Waitress : Ok… 

Léo : OH! Sorry, I forgot ! At last, I’d like a very big eye on the side. 

Waitress : What ?? No it’s disgusting !!!!!

Waitress ! Please !

I need to order a crazy meal !

Well, first for starters I would like an insect salad with eyes of frogs and slices of porc because it’s delicious and bitter sweet.

Next, for the main course, I want a big rotten fish with slices of frogs. And a slice of lemon on the side as well. But, I don’t want eyes of frogs, sorry. I find them really disgusting !!! Yuck ! For the main course it’s not tasty !

Then, for the drinks… have you got a glass of snake juice with little a slice of snake ? I would like this because it’s very very tasty !!!

At last, I’d like a vanilla cake with many rotten yet colorful candies !

Waitress : What !? No !!!

Let me present my crazy meal !

So, let’s start with the starters : Tomatoes and radish please.

I love junk food too : Can I have a hamburger with bacon ; pasta ; a slice of pizza ; and French Fries.

At last, I would like an ice cream cornet, jelly and a slice of pie because it’s delicious.

-Hey !
-Hey !
-Are you alone ?
-Yes I am on my own.
-This is your table.
-Thanks.
-Will you have an apetizer ?
-Oh…yes I would like many squid fritters with some spicy ketchup.
-Okay. For the starters ?
-For the starters, I want a potato salad and a bowl of chestnut soup, because I think it’s good for my health.
-Oh, ok, I will bring you this.
-Thank you

-Here it is.
-Have you chosen your main course ?
-Oh ! Of course! I would like a large pizza with tomato sauce, many meet bowls, little onion rings, and fresh tomatoes. Do you have big mozzarella balls ?
-Yes we do, yes we do.
-Ok, I want some please. Still on my pizza, I will take French fries and of course grated cheese. I know it’s weird, but anyways.
-No problem ! Do you want any drinks ?
-Yes, a coke please.
-OK
-For the desserts I would like a tiramitsu with nuttela and a slicce of Basque cake.
-Okay ! Enjoy !
-Thanks

Waitress! Please!

I need to order a weird meal !

So are you ready… ?

Well first, for starters I would like a pig’s head because it’s so delicious !

Next for the main course, have you got a large pizza with nutella and mussels ? Because it’s both sweat and salty. But I would also like chicken eyes because it’s healthy, and full of vitamins I suppose !

Then for the drinks, I would like many blue and red coke candies please.

Waiters : What !!!? NO ! that’s disgusting

– Hello, I would like to order my meal please. 

– Well, of course. What would you like to have ?

– So, first, for starters, I would like a big train and some rainbow sauce because I’m very hungry and I like health food. Oh, and dragonfly wings too, because I really like dragonflies. They’re lovely. 

– Errr… OK… But you are weird…

– It’s ok, I am a witch. Anyways, next, for the main course I want a crisps burger with soup instead of ketchup and chocolate instead of bread. Is that possible ? Now, for the drinks, I want champagne, but don’t tell my parents ! I would also like some fish juice too. I love this, it’s very tasty !

– And for the dessert, what do you want ? 

– I want a bacon and cheese ice cream cornet please. 

– Ok, I’m brining you that right away.

Waitress, I would like to order my crazy meal !

First, I would like a big bowl of ramen because I like Naruto and also because it’s balanced food so it’s healthy.

Then for the main course, I want tacos because I love white meat and vegetables. Oh, but can I have French fries and ketchup on the side aas well please ? I love junk food… but I know it’s not very healthy and it’s too fat.

After, for the drinks, I would like a Monster energy drink please. 

At last, I would like a vanilla and chocolate ice cream cornet with colorful smarties !

– Waiter ! Can I order my meal ?
– Yes, of course.
– Ok, thank you. Well first, for starters, I would like to order a bowl of salad with a tomato and a lot of mayonaise because it’s both fat and tasty.
– I love mayonaise a lot but I hate salad ! Yuck !
– Have you got any soup today?
– No,sorry.
– Ok, for the main course, I want to eat spinash. I don’t really like that but with salt it’s ok. I would like a slice of meat and pasta as well please.
– It’s a weird order !
– Yes ,I like crazy meals. For the desserts I don’t want a slice of pie but I want jelly because it’s jiggly and colorful.
– Ok, why you wouldn’t order a slice of pie ?
– Because, well first, it’s too fat for me and next I am allergic.
– For your drinks would you like a bottle of champagne?
– Of course !
– It’s will be 250 pounds!
– God that’s expensive ! 

Good evening,  I would like to order a meal please.

I would like onions with peppers and goat’s eyes. Then I want a lemon soup because it’s so tasty with a bit of mustard. 

After, for the main course, have you got any large pizza ? For the toppings, I would like fourty colorful candies and some jelly with a chocolate bar and four carrots. It’s my favourite meal. I don’t like coke… do you like coke ?

Waitress : yes I do !

For the drinks and desserts, I would like an Ice Tea milkshake with muffin and ice-cream mixed together, with orange juice. I would like a chocolate EIFFEL TOWER. 

For my mafia friends, I want to order four large pizza with cream, some grated cheese, some bacon and well-cooked beef with an egg on top. For the desserts, four cupcakes with sausages toppings !

Waitress : It will be ready in 45 minutes !

Waiter please, I need to order my crazy meal please ! 

Well, first, for starters, I would love a big soup with some colorful dragibus candies because it’s sweet. Can I have a splash of Nutella too, because it’s fat and soooo sweet. 

For the main course now, I would like a pizza. For the toppings, I would like tomato sauce, a lot of grated cheese, ham and many mushrooms : it’s very tasty ! I would also like a slice of strawberry cake on the side because I need balanced healthy food.

For the drinks, I would like a soda. A sprite actually, because it’s fizzy. And I want a coke as well, because it’s sweet and I can mix them both. 

At last, for the deserts, I would like a slice of pie because I love pies ! 

Waiter, Waiter ! I really need to order a weird meal please ! Are you ready ? 

Well, first I would like a bowl of soup with a purple snake egg and two fried dragonflies because it’s crazy. But I hate dogs and cats because I don’t like Chinese stereotypes ! 

Next can I have four dark-blue lion heads and fly legs ? Can I order mummy gauze tagliatelles because… well, it’s quite gross ! Yuck ! 

Actually, for the drinks, I would like a special coke : a big glass of pig’s blood juice because it’s both very fat and very sweet.

At last, for the desserts can I order dry milk because it’s crunchy !

First, for starters, I would like to order a salad with tomatos and some dressing because it’s salty.

Can I order the main course please ? For my main course I would like rice and chiken because it’s my favourite dish. Plus, it’s balanced food and I like healthy food ! But, I don’t like carrots because it’s not tasty. I hate white bread because it’s too soft.

Then, the drinks. I would like a coke because it’s sweet and because it’s junk food. I know… I like both !

For the desserts, can I get an ice cream cornet and a chocolat bar. And a tiramisu because it’s sweet and fat.

Thanks a lot !